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 # Types of Five-Minute Presentations
 
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-* **Elevator Pitch** - Sell an idea
+* FINE! Here are some interesting facts about coffee.
+  * Coffee is the Number 1 source of antioxidants - same for Decaf
+  * Studies show, coffee raises alertness, improves mood and performance
+  * Coffee can help to ease headaches
+  * Coffee can help protect your skin - thanks to the antioxidants
+  * Coffee does not interfere with calcium absorption - that is a common misconception
+  * The higher the elevation of the plantation the more developed, complex and rich in flavours the coffee
+  * There is a coffee tax in Germany: 2.19€/kg and more than twice as much for soluble coffee
 
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-➡️  Why a Zig rewrite is the only way.
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-* **Lightning Talk** - Rapidly share an idea or concept
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-➡️  Roasting coffee at home, yay or nay?
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-* **Micro Learning Session** - Showcase a specific skill or piece of knowledge
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-➡️  How to brew the perfect cup of Joe.
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-* **Ignite Talk** - Inspire or provoke thought on a topic
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-➡️  Things I hate about Javascript
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 Types of Five-Minute Presentations, which of course also work for different durations most of the time.
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 # Effective Topics for Short Presentations
 
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-* **A single, focused Idea**
+* Learned enough about coffee?
-➡️  like coffee roasting, instead of coffee in general
+* What about Zig? Let me show you some Zig!
 
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+```zig
+const ally = std.testing.allocator;
+var list = std.ArrayList(u32).init(ally);
+defer list.deinit();
+```
 
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+```zig
+var it = std.mem.tokenizeAny(u8, input, " ,");
+while (it.next()) |num| {
+    const n = try parseInt(u32, num, 10);
+    try list.append(n);
+}
+```
 
-* **A Personal anecdote or experience**
+```zig
-➡️  a failed coffee roasting experiment
+const expected = [_]u32{ 123, 67, 89, 99 };
 
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+for (expected, list.items) |exp, actual| {
+    try std.testing.expectEqual(exp, actual);
+}
+```
 
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-* **A provocative question or thought**
-➡️  Salt as the answer to bitter coffee?
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-* Life Hacks
-* Recent Discoveries
-* Cultural Insights
-* Passion Projects
-* Myth Busting
-* Future Predictions
-* Unexpected Connections
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 Effective topics for short presentations are typically those that are focussed, engaging, and can be meaningfully explored in a short time frame.
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 * A specific concept or theory
 * A particular problem and its solution
 * A unique perspective
+* A life-changing moment
 
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-* A life-changing moment
 * An important lesson learned
 * A surprising encounter or discovery
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 * "What if..." scenarios
 * Ethical dilemmas
-* Challenging commonly held beliefs
 
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-Need more? Here is a list...
+* Challenging commonly held beliefs
+* Life Hacks
+* Recent Discoveries
+* Cultural Insights
+
+**CLICK**
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+* Passion Projects
+* Myth Busting
+* Future Predictions
+* Unexpected Connections
 
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 # Structure and Delivery Tips
 
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-* **Start Strong**
+* Oh wow, that code was just copied from the ziglang.org frontpage!
+* How lazy!
+* We don't even know what it does!
+* But there is probably not enough time to explain it, anyway!
 
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-* Have a **clear beginning, middle and end**
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-* **Speak clearly and Concisely**
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-* **Use Effective Body Language**
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-* ➡️ ☕  🍺 🥨
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-* **Practice content and timing**
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-* **Engage the Audience**
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-* **Show Confidence**
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 Delivery is crucial in a five-minute presentation. Some tips to make a short presentation impactful:
 
+**CLICK**
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 * Start Strong - Some provocative hook or a funny anectode maybe?
 * Maintain a clear structure - We are in the middle part, btw.
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 * Speak clearly and concisely - Simple language, avoid jargon and speak at a moderate pace.
 * Use effective body language - Maintain eye contact, use purposeful gestures (>> gesture filling a cup of coffee <<)
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 * Leverage visual aids wisely - Keep slides simple and impactful, images or key phrases instead of dense text, consider props or demonstrations for memorability
 * Practice Timing Rigorously - I didn't practice this at all, whoops.
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 * Engage the Audience - with rhetorical questions, brief interactions, relatable examples
 * Show Confidence - stand tall and take up space, avoid filler words (uhm, uh)
 
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-Finally some examples:
+Remember: In a five-minute presentation, every second counts.
+If you want to make a lasting impression,
+your delivery should be polished,
+focused and engaging all the way.
 
-**CLICK through examples**
+As a last resort, if you need to hide your lack of competency:
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+Use humour.
-Remember: In a five-minute presentation, every second counts. If you want to make a lasting impression, your delivery should be polished, focused and engaging all the way. As a last resort, if you need to hide your lack of competency: Use humour. Fulfill expectations in a witty way.
 
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+<div text-2xl>Thank you</div>
 
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